in 2006, we posted a song a day, everyday, all year.

january
1-1 check check check check
1-2 why won't ashlee simpson return my calls?
1-3 #3 and hold the sausage
1-4 C4L1
1-5 mustachio
1-6 captain dog
1-7 massive amounts/woodface
1-8 ladies of the house
1-9 tennis pros
1-10 santa maria that's tasty
1-11 spider rico
1-12 could that be andrea
1-13 tent of desire
1-14 prairie dog town
1-15 master golden tee
1-16 hot dog stick
1-17 vegetable stands
1-18 banana (it's for you)
1-19 cucumber salad
1-20 we love you tekka maki
1-21 that chicken's freakin awesome
1-22 nuts for nuts
1-23 damn hell ass kings
1-24 back on a boat
1-25 sunglasses hut
1-26 frog storm
1-27 then he was just rarin' to go
1-28 gimme some o dis
1-29 oreilly transcript
1-30 revolving door
1-31 you're dumb as shit

february:
2-1 shoot the clown
2-2 senator what's his name
2-3 huushlaa...maow!
2-4 what are you wearing, suicide hotline girl
2-5 supersong/she's got 11 cents, dad
2-6 orange whip
2-7 accept the weasel
2-8 aboard the intrepid
2-9 unleash the power within
2-10 i wanted sex, she offered a bagel
2-11 that's what those limes do
2-12 my forgotten mug
2-13 123 , 456
2-14 fuckin love all over the place
2-15 ice fishing
2-16 bike theif
2-17 quadruple double
2-18 shots at 5am
2-19 Im blue (with frostbite) over you
2-20 google image search for lincoln shitting
2-21 the exorcist's dog
2-22 underwater slumber party
2-23 sounds tasty/shit and a half
2-24 name my penis
2-25 stare master/you, too, can be like bono
2-26 cementhead
2-27 party size maximum
2-28 pool party

march:
3-1 igloo party
3-2 baby party
3-3 TV party
3-4 surprise party
3-5 confirmation callback - space party
3-6 film makin man
3-7 maybe tomorrow
3-8 pants hat telephone mercury
3-9 rubys and gems
3-10 superturd
3-11 coffee and cigarrettes are a thing of the past
3-12 telephone lyin
3-13 I'm gonna have you whacked / bonus: where the hell is matt?
3-14 einstein on acid
3-15 alphabet song
3-16 casting call
3-17 give ireland back to the hobbits
3-18 fellow farmers (time to unite)
3-19 britneys a good cardboard cut out
3-20 i hate winter
3-21 i have a monkey (will you touch it?)
3-22 hi and low
3-23 go flash, go
3-24 i'd like to be stuck up an elephants ass with you
3-25 happy anniversary of the first emergence of the lizard boy
3-26 tubers are holy
3-27 south wichita woman
3-28 grow me a woman
3-29 passport lady
3-30 dirty old woman
3-31 things a tit would say

april:
4-1 this aint no seaplane
4-2 that was awesome man
4-3 so i punched him
4-4 i hope that's not your dick in my ass
4-5 happy birthday mumbo
4-6 yeti lee
4-7 mitch the cow
4-8 this one goes out to me
4-9 break out the shoes
4-10 my girlfriend kayak
4-11 jump to the other mushroom
4-12 tom joads wild ride
4-13 nine hundred thousand
4-14 texas hold em
4-15 what to do about jesus week
4-16 zim zam soundboard
4-17 death tax 3000
4-18 slap it in the face and call it danish bonus:the story with pez tequila
4-19 catch that echo
4-20 make wit da weed weed
4-21 love dance tonight
4-22 sassa ass
4-23 porno porno
4-24 kids can really suck
4-25 if i was a monkey
4-26 happy secretary's day
4-27 lend me your talent
4-28 we're in your neighborhood
4-29 super funtime tonite
4-30 hosemen

may:
5-1 beer on a monday
5-2 margarita rita
5-3 my ankle the house
5-4 sunshine island
5-5 cantina josephine
5-6 seis de mayo
5-7 what a wonderful playground
5-8 i am happy now
5-9 boatface
5-10 the bible II
5-11 assy nipples
5-12 coffee and water
5-13 all the way to wayne
5-14 ebo-la-de-da
5-15 excitebike (play the trombone)
5-16 oatmeal toffee
5-17 desperate homeboys
5-18 mr. deerfeet
5-19 multi track hairdo
5-20 slackenstein
5-21 defender
5-22 gay ballooning
5-23 glass toga
5-24 Mr. Raviolihead24
5-25 hamster wheel
5-26 c'mon spack
5-27 birdman
5-28 ring 1
5-29 oven boy/memorial day sextacular
5-30 adult vision
5-31 commutant

june:
6-1 smokin' a butt on a submarine
6-2 the fish are at war
6-3 good libations
6-4 vegetable jam
6-5 the holland tunnel
6-6 icelandic wind
6-7 grab 'em by the head
6-8 oh just wonderful
6-9 i wish that girl would shut up
6-10 hijinx bros
6-11 ripoff artist
6-12 bring me the bore worms
6-13 febreze
6-14 it's time to get your brain all goofy
6-15 much, much better now
6-16 still the fuckin stairway
6-17 cedar closet
6-18 that's the sound of an egg
6-19 fayetteville
6-20 weird beard
6-21 that hamburger's tasty as shit
6-22 roller coasters are crazy
6-23 booze talk
6-24 allison underwear
6-25 send me a letter
6-26 piece of rick
6-27 bad tamales
6-28 captain assmunchers terrific martian safari
6-29 another kickass matt p lick
6-30 saske and sons

july:
7-1 dun dunh
7-2 matt's got a skin flap
7-3 big up to hoboken
7-4 keep yer beers cold
7-5 man crush (mumbo and owen wilson)
7-6 so i can see
7-7 you dont need a motto
7-8 it's the day after friday
7-9 no competition
7-10 she's cool... she needs a bath
7-11 sizzlin' memories
7-12 this chili has a beard
7-13 hello pork pie hat
7-14 i hope you get done in a timey manner
7-15 what could i do? she was into fondue
7-16 bag lunch
7-17 penknife
7-18 flipside
7-19 sound check
7-20 troll horse
7-21 crab jar
7-22 hot foot
7-23 pop tart
7-24 new bad, old good
7-25 paper cut
7-26 pomp and kiss my ass
7-27 i tell the people that they suck
7-28 i broke the world
7-29 rubber band
7-30 how we make up songs
7-31 elephant can't fix

august:
8-1 they don't call it bangkok for nothin
8-2 johnny depp is a cgi
8-3 you and the others
8-4 what's there to be afraid about
8-5 please don't sit next to me
8-6 willing to do a shot with you
8-7 it's supermann> whats yoda got to do with it?
8-8 cave exploration unit
8-9 every bullfight has a punctured butt
8-10 an ass that makes you say "damn"
8-11 011
8-12 manufacturing poker chips in bristol RI
8-13 oh man that's good bacon
8-14 constant state of flux
8-15 dawn of man
8-16 shotgun infinity
8-17 we opt to rock
8-18 city of beans
8-19 don't forget poland
8-20 shrimp kabob
8-21 fuckin dick buttkiss
8-22 mr broadfucker - cracked out granpa
8-23 gary's got a fancy machine
8-24 wait a minute mr postman
8-25 totally into crack
8-26 untie the boat UMF
8-27 keep this place clean - she's a speed eater
8-28 super bowl
8-29 gimmee a beer
8-30 elks club rampage
8-31 coupon book

september:
9-1 birdcage in a jail cell
9-2 are you not hungry
9-3 thunder from above
9-4 lets make the magic happen
9-5
9-6 party city
9-7 nice luggage asshole
9-8 urine too
9-9 what could be more surprising?
9-10 silly celery grandma>are you shitting me?
9-11 clumpy the whale
9-12 judy queen of the pool bar
9-13 c'mon back to clown college
9-14 nektar of the gods
9-15 sneaker fetish
9-16 junior of the cave
9-17 fuckin doh-nuts
9-18 rocket to the stars
9-19 hotfoot
9-20 a shot in a small spot
9-21 god is really creative
9-22 if i had wings i'd share them with you
9-23 art freeman's sandal shop
9-24 soft little pillows
9-25 alligator island
9-26 lifetime of pizza
9-27 dirge for virge
9-28 it's something else
9-29 zoobreak
9-30 i don't like that name

rocktober:
10-1 joann's nut house
10-2 the night life is for you
10-3 delaware contingent
10-4 mountain lady
10-5 chad the other white guy
10-6 my sexy boss
10-7 i'm only trying to save ya bearded lady
10-9 sara, bring back my helmet
10-10 sorry i was listening to myself
10-11 you know who you are
10-12 so whats been going on?
10-13 translation: totally rockin
10-14 its all about the gear, all about the beer
10-15 hotfoot
10-16 ctrl z loves cmd z
10-17 uncle fun
10-18 google earth
10-19 captain, turn on your lights
10-20 operation treefort
10-21 fuckable ball
10-22 yellow on the inside
10-23 pea nest
10-24 the toilet song / spaceshipone
10-25 mexican pinata
10-26 asstoucher
10-27 tom has finally made it
10-28 taste my sausage
10-29 solid gold shitstorm
10-30 drivin friends
10-31 haunted hayride

november:
11-1 1,2,3,4
11-2 burt selleck
11-3 twirling school
11-4 ultraman accessory pack
11-5 in the mudd
11-6 get up and vote
11-7 election day ass too
11-8 anal baby
11-9 big toe little toe
11-10 dick doctor
11-11 instructions for the waves super tap delay
11-12 back on a boat
11-13 larry's got a shaved head
11-14 lucky fucky
11-15 faces of fire
11-16 the child needs salt
11-17 my little dead pony
11-18 i am a cuervo guy
11-19 albany
11-20 short pants today
11-21 fucking phones man
11-22 cat stank
11-23 diet my ass
11-24 computer shit
11-25 poop deck rendezvous
11-26 tim bananas for potassium
11-27 spack's here (holy shit)
11-28 my new batteries
11-29 gbjfj
11-30 5 min

december:
12-1 pirates do it better
12-2 maid of milk
12-3 what the hell was that?
12-4 woman man baby dog cat car
12-5 can't top pants
12-6 mindreader
12-7 port o john
12-8 mr. wizorb > naked in the poconos